You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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