She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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