Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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