just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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