I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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