next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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