4 words: hood of his car
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
