they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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