69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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