dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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