If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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