I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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