I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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