In the future we'll all be gay
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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