Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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