Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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