So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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