***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It was confusing and full of hummus
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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