very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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