Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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