We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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