ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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