he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
there is glitter all over my balls
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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