Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize