it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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