id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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