Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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