I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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