Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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