Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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