I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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