i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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