so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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