That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
