sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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