I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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