there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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