uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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