ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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