He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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