I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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