So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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