i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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