...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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