Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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