No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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