Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Say something about gay babies.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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