D3 body, D1 cock
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I can tuck mytits in my pants
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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