Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Randomize
