There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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