And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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