Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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