I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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