dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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