I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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