this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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