Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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