Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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