Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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