In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm both gender and math confused
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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