I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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